TYPES OF dAActArs... :-D

There are several kinds of DAACTARS in BHOPAL and evrywhere..

they can be differentiated by the following method:

General Practitioners - know nothing and do little.

Surgeons- know little and do everything.

Internists- knows everything and do nothing.

Pathologists- know everything and can do everything, but it's usually too late.

lets start with Bhopali Humor..!

Q: How do you know which DAACTAR is a urologist?

A: He is the one that washes his hands before he urinates.

And dont let urself stop laughing.. enjoy wid me!!!!


ONE LINERS 4 U-

Anatomy - something that everybody has but somehow looks better on a girl :-D

Bachelor - a fellow that can take women or leave them, and prefers to do both.

Mistress - something between a mister and a mattress .. HAHA ;-)

Psychologist - a man who watches everybody else when a pretty girl enters the room

Neurotic - a woman who likes a psychiatrist's couch better than a double bed

Hypochondriac - a person wants to have her ache and treat it too

Gynaecologist - a man who works and operates in another man's field !!!!!

Gynaecologist - at your cervix, madam.

Patient - I'm dilated to meet you.